CASE 007 The Charging Cable Unisex Hoodie, Funny Tech Humor Graphic, Vintage Field Report
CASE 007 The Charging Cable Unisex Hoodie, Funny Tech Humor Graphic, Vintage Field Report
CASE 007 — THE CHARGING CABLE
Subject: A Location Anomaly
Seven charging cables were previously accounted for. None can currently be located. Despite repeated searches, their whereabouts remain unknown.
This vintage-inspired hoodie documents one of modern life’s most persistent mysteries as an official field observation. The back features an archival-style case file with investigative notes and an anomaly illustration, while the front keeps the CASE 007 marking understated.
Part of The Case, a collection treating everyday absurdities with the seriousness of an old investigation, this design is for chronic misplacers, serial cable borrowers, and anyone who has searched an entire room for something that was right there five minutes ago.
The Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend hoodie features a medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend, a double-lined hood with an adjustable drawcord, and a roomy kangaroo pocket. An easy everyday layer for workdays, cool evenings, late-night projects, and the next search for a missing charger.
CASE STATUS: THEORETICAL EXISTENCE ONLY
“They were here five minutes ago.”
Product Features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric for a soft, comfortable feel
- Double-lined hood with an adjustable, color-matched drawcord
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and convenient storage
- Classic fit for comfortable everyday wear
- Tubular-knit construction without side seams
- Printed artwork featuring The Case's vintage-inspired field-observation aesthetic
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes
- Made with ethically grown US cotton, according to the product specifications
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, max 30°C (90°F)
- Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry on medium heat
- Iron or steam on low heat; avoid ironing directly over the printed artwork
- Do not dry clean
Production and delivery
* Made to order and printed just for you. Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then your order ships directly from our print partner.
* Estimated delivery after production: United States 5 to 10 business days, Canada 13–35 business days, Australia 13–35 business days.
* You will receive tracking information by email once your order ships.
* Import duties or taxes may apply outside the US and are the buyer's responsibility.
* Please check the size chart before ordering. Returns and exchanges are not accepted for change of mind or wrong size. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, message us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we will make it right.